OK, as I’m sure both of you know, I’m particularly inept at the whole reading signs of potential interest from other people. In fact, I’m sure you remember the particularly horrifying stories of not only a female friend from Bates but my mom informing me of being scoped by guys (don’t get me wrong, it’s flattering I suppose - but clearly not up my alley). But last night, well, I still don’t know what to make of it.
I’m an idiot when it comes to reading people sometimes. Really, I just need full-on, unmistakable signal flares and some dude with the landing torches that are used to guide pilots in parking large aircraft. I’m dumb. I admit it.
Last night I was down in LA for a sales event with Shawn, a guy from Sales. Shawn’s a stereotypical single straight guy, keen on watching women as they pass - intent on possibly, well, you know. Shawn’s a very personable kind of guy, not in a slimy Sales guy kind of way, just naturally conversational. As the event was winding down, I was speaking with a potential customer and Shawn started to get all excited. After the customer left our booth I asked him what was going on and he said that a particularly attractive woman happened to check me out as she walked by.
Could it be? After all this time of only being informed of getting scoped by gay men, that the opposite gender was checking me out? He pointed her out to me and I was almost blinded by the rock on her finger. Great. Gay men and married women. It’s an improvement, but not by a tremendous amount.
After relaying the aforementioned humiliating stories to Shawn and my resulting befuddlement - much to his amusement, I might add - we made our way to a bar to finish out the night, settling in next to a table of three attractive women +1 guy. Ordering a couple of beers, we chatted (yet paid attention to the more interesting blurtings from our neighbors) as we waited on a guy from LaCie to catch up with us. Boisterous conversation and rounds of Jägermeister going around at the table next to us, while explaining what happened next, still did not prepare me for it. I don’t know what Shawn and I were talking about, but the next thing I knew, the woman sitting closest to me got up, walked over to me and - I kid you not - started rubbing her hand through my hair.
I don’t know whose jaw dropped further or quicker, but clearly Shawn didn’t have a clue what to make of it either. It wasn’t a brief, “I’m gonna run my hand through his hair as I walk by” kinda thing - she was doing it for at least 20-30 seconds. Naturally, awkward conversation ensued and… well, isn’t that an awfully large diamond on her left hand! What the F? Conversation eventually got more relaxed with all 4 of our neighbors (and the LaCie guy who eventually showed up), but I never asked what the hell happened before our 4 neighbors took off for the evening.
So I ask you, my two faithful readers - what the hell just happened? And why did my appeal (whatever it might be) completely bypass single women and go straight to the married ones?
« OK, I’m done
I’ve tried Twitter twice to see what all the fussin’ is about. Both times Firefox would hang. Sounds dumb anyway.
As for the home automation - oh, my head. I’d become an obsessive, paranoid freak in no time. “Someone’s at the door!” Huh? Why?! What are they doing there?!! I’m calling the cops!!!
Only thing I am keeping an eye on in terms of future needs/networking is my iTunes library. I’ve got it set up on a dedicated RAID (with DVD backups just in case), but I don’t want to push those drive into an early grave because I’m playing back hours of music from them all the time. Seems to me that I need the RAID for long-term storage and an “active” drive that I copy everything to and use for actual playback, because in the long run I would like to see my future home be wired in every useful room for iTunes sharing. Just add cheap old computers, and off you go. Networked music bliss in every room, all feeding off one server.
It’s funny how we moved from mainframe/terminal to home computer, and now seem to be inching back towards that old model. In fact one of the hightlights, for me, of this iTunes sharing thing would be digging up machines to run iTunes in various rooms. A laptop here, an old iMac there. There’s articles out there regarding new uses for old VT100 terminals…
hmmm….
Comment by Jim — 3/26/2007 @ 9:46 am
Yeah, I hear you Jim - the potential for paranoid freakout is there. After having been broken into at my last place though, I like the thought of knowing that you can use home automation to at least turn the lights on automatically, if not just be able to have photo captures of whoever is at the door.
It’s not like I’m going to be getting into it anytime soon, but I like the concepts that this guy has been building out of Twitter. The only potential use that I can see getting out of the service - unless some other enterprising parties think other things up - that’s for sure.
As for media server(s), that’s something I’d like to get into as well. Our one bedroom apartment pretty much precludes playing around with that anytime soon on that too though.
Comment by Brian — 4/8/2007 @ 12:20 pm