OK, we’re in the realm of “not in any particular order” now. This would be “Unintentionally Hilarious Marketing Copy”. We spotted this yesterday at Sur la Table, a great kitchen retail chain. This sign was right next to the AeroGarden on display. It actually looks like a really cool idea for us apartment dwellers that like to have fresh herbs (and I mean the kind of herbs with which you cook stuff that aren’t weird brownies). But that said, I couldn’t get past the “5 times faster than dirt!” exclamation. I will need to figure out a way to include that into natural conversation.