…we could have an unlimited source of energy by rigging an electrical generator to his coffin because his corpse would be spinning in perpetuity:

Scissor Sisters version of “Comfortably Numb”.

The best way I can think of describing it (apologies to a KFOG listener who phoned in his similar impression) - a cover done by Erasure during their ABBA-infatuated years. To say that I think whoever is responsible for allowing this should be severely beaten would be a modest understatement.