Hi there!
A friend of mine forwarded a link to your website and I have to admit, as one who does whole-heartedly support American enterprise as well as one who is loathe to support a company that supports the GOP (if at all possible), I’m interested in your product. Since you’ve framed the branding of W Ketchup as that of anti-HJ Heinz Company and (rather incorrectly) therefore anti-Democrat, I have a few questions to ask before making any purchase of your product.
1. What, exactly, do you base your conclusions that buying HJ Heinz Company products = donating to John Kerry’s presidential campaign?
I’ve done quite a bit of online research to find out if the HJ Heinz Company made any donations to the DNC and/or John Kerry campaign. Everything I have found so far says that the HJ Heinz Company has not, nor does it plan to. Your company, it seems, has made a faulty assumption that just because Teresa Heinz Kerry’s fortune (presumably the majority of it) came from former (Republican) US Senator H. John Heinz (of the founding family of the company) that purchasing Heinz products enriches her, which then enriches John Kerry’s campaign.
According to the sources below, no Heinz family member has had any role in the management of the HJ Heinz Company (”the Company”, for brevity sake) since 1987, nor has Teresa Heinz Kerry. The only role she plays in any organization carrying the Heinz name is the Heinz Endowments (”the Endowments”) comprising the Howard Heinz Endowment and the Vira I. Heinz Endowment, both of which were founded with the residual estates upon their namesakes’ deaths (1941 and 1983, respectively). The only connection the Endowments have with the Company is that the Endowments have some stock still in the Company (yet below the 5% that would require filing with the SEC). The only connection that Teresa Heinz Kerry has with the Company is that she has about $4 million in stock (as of May 2003). As such, she does personally gain in some way from the public’s purchase of the Company’s product, but your portrayal of this income being a direct funding source of John Kerry’s campaign (”Choose Heinz and you’re supporting Teresa and her husband’s Gulfstream Jet, and liberal causes such as Kerry for President.”) is disingenuous at best. As of February 2004, Teresa Heinz Kerry has donated $2,000 to her husband’s campaign, less than the Company’s Political Action Committee’s $5,000 donation to the Bush-Cheney campaign. Then, of course, is the matter of the individuals who are directly involved in the management of the Company and their contributions to the GOP (Peter Coors being the most obvious example). And if you really want to split hairs about that $2,000 contribution, how can you prove that money came from her earnings from the Company (she does have a $500 million portfolio diversified among a number of companies, after all)? (No, I don’t expect anyone to be able to answer that question). A one-time $2,000 contribution made in 2003 cannot logically be traced back through stock sales (and stock dividends, if applicable) ultimately to current purchases of HJ Heinz Company products, nor can any future donations.
2. Your website states that a portion of the proceeds from every sale of W Ketchup goes to the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund. Despite the fact that it was founded by Oliver North (who I personally do not respect given his role in Iran-Contra and whose politics I do not agree with), the Scholarship Fund is undeniably a worthy cause. In light of the stringency to which your company holds the HJ Heinz Company (and through several degrees removed, Teresa Heinz Kerry), is the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund the only organization that W Ketchup LLC, its management and employees (through a PAC or individual contributions) to which it donates/contributes? If it is not the only organization, then to what others do W Ketchup LLC, its management and employees donate/contribute? Do these organizations then contribute to the GOP on a local or national level? Does the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund?
3. Do you consider it to be reasonable to penalize a corporation for the personal decisions that are made by one of its minority shareholders?
4. Given all of the above, do you sincerely think that it is possible to live a relatively-unhindered life contributing to society, buying and selling, with none of your money in some way, shape or form eventually ending up in the coffers of a group whose politics you personally don’t agree with? If so, does that mean you refuse to purchase any product made by Hollywood (television, movies, music, etc.), considering the large, well-documented Democratic base within the entertainment industry? Given your stated interpretation of the money chain between HJ Heinz Company-Teresa Heinz Kerry-John Kerry campaign, I pose the following situation to you:
George Soros, a billionaire financier who happens to chair his own private fund company (Soros Private Equity Partners), is a liberal Democrat donating over $15 million to various organizations with the express intent of defeating George W. Bush in November. Considering his vast investments in multiple companies (both publicly and privately owned), do/would you advise people to refrain at all costs from purchasing products or services from these companies? Or even the companies who have business relationships with these companies (such as being customers of said Soros-owned companies)? Please realize the potential impact of such a self-imposed boycott - not only are you going from the niche products that you might not otherwise own (any blade server from RLX Technologies, for instance), but a potential purchase for a work-related or vacation trip (Soros personally owns 11.88 million shares of JetBlue Airlines, as of November 2003) or even health-related scenarios to which your body might not give you the opportunity to choose (both Soros Private Equity Partners and the Perseus-Soros BioPharmaceutical Fund have a number of biotech and medical investments). If you consider boycotting companies that are customers of companies in which Soros has a stake, you see a lot of familiar names: Electronic Arts (Whale Communications), Anheuser-Busch, BMW, AT&T Wireless, Kroger, Harrah’s, Bank of America, Volkswagen, Lucent (all Arel Communications and Software). There’s a money chain there too - all eventually going to a liberal Democrat who is contributing more than $2,000 for the direct purpose of getting John Kerry into the White House in November.
Thank you for taking the time to read this email. I hope to receive your response soon. It seems as though your company stands against corporate political donations of any kind (yet choose to market yourselves as being against corporate donations to the Democratic party) - if so, we can certainly agree. I, too, find that corporate political donations are absolutely criminal. As an anti-outsourcing, troop-supporting, America-loving citizen, I hope to support your all-American company.
Best regards,
Brian
Sources:
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette:
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/04041/271241.stm
San Diego Union-Tribune:
http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20040421/news_1n21heinz.html
Fox News:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,117678,00.html
HJ Heinz Company 2004 Annual Report 10-K Financial Section:
http://www.heinz.com/2004annualreport/pdfs/heinz_10k_04.pdf
HJ Heinz Company Presidential Statement:
http://www.heinz.com/jsp/presidential_statement.pdf
The Heinz Endowments:
http://www.heinz.org/index.asp?loc=D,D1,D1a
http://www.heinz.org/index.asp?loc=D,D1,D1b
Whale Communications:
http://www.whalecommunications.com/site/Whale/Corporate/Whale.asp?pi=28
http://www.whalecommunications.com/site/Whale/Corporate/Whale.asp?pi=42
USA Today:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/politicselections/nation/president/2004-06-01-soros-cover_x.htm
RLX Technologies:
http://www.rlx.com/index.php/corporate/5
AirWise:
http://news.airwise.com/stories/2003/11/1067890185.html
Edgar Online (sorry, but you need to register - but it’s a free 2 week trial):
http://www.edgar-online.com/auth/people/doc_frame.asp?first=GEORGE+SOROS&last=SOROS&fname=0000921530%2D04%2D000136&qlastname=soros&qfirstname=george&qftype=ALL&qcompname=&qcik=&nad=0
Arel Communications & Software:
http://www.arel.net/client.asp
To say that I’m on pins & needles hoping for any sort of response at all (nevermind what it could possibly be) would be an understatement…
How can you think that anybody at that company, or any company for that matter, would read to the end of your e-mail. Great that you support your great research with all kinds of URLs, even to edgar, I guess that must have impressed them at W Ketchup LLC. However, you did not ask the most important question (probably because you were too busy defending Heinz and Kerry), who the fuck owns this company? And how come that their Ketchup tastes like Heinz Kecthup … any ideas?
Comment by nomox — 9/16/2004 @ 6:38 pm
Nomox, you’re absolutely right - I didn’t honestly think that they would reply (hence my tongue-in-cheek closing sentence). But with my experience in working in customer service jobs - in any respectable, properly run company (yeah, I know - we all have our doubts about this one in particular), people in a service or support job is obligated to read the email in its entirety and respond. Nevermind the fact that this is an admitted first-impression scenario - I was upfront in stating that I was a prospective customer.
You’re right that the question of who owns it wasn’t specifically asked, but I think I covered the intent of that inquiry in the questions regarding the Freedom Alliance Scholarship fund (#2) - can these people categorically say that none of the money spent on this ketchup gets to the GOP?
As for why theirs tastes like Heinz, that’s an intriguing question - but never having tried it, I didn’t know.
Comment by Brian — 9/22/2004 @ 11:54 am